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me:
WHAT the heck are you doing here!?
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him:
i don't know, we didn't really have any place to go tonight.
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me:
what a small world! i mean, i haven't seen you in two years... what a great surprise.
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him:
yeah, i saw on your facebook that you'd be here so i thought we'd come.
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me:
i'm sorry, what?
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him:
you said you were coming here and so...
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me:
and so you CAME here!? you facebook stalked me!?
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him:
no i didn't.
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me:
yes, YES, you did! and then you just TOLD me about it! for heaven's sake.
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him:
you shouldn't have put it up there.
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me:
that is SO WEIRD! you're weird. i can't believe you came because of my facebook. you need a life.
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him:
i didn't come because you were here.
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me:
uuhhh, you just said you did.
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him:
okay. i did.
